My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
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At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
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Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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