Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
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Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
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considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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