he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
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I got her a Nickelback box set.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
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Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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