you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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