in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
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I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
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If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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