mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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