Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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