The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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