Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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