Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
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Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
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We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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