Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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