im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
She's the barista slut.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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