Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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