he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
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