I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
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Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
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He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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