i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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