Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
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wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
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They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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