I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
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so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
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Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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