I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
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he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
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I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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