all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
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