do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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