What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
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