We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
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when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
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Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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