I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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