i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
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So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
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Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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