Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
