You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
