Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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