yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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