I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
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Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
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I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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