Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
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whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
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valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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