I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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