are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
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I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
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So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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