last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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