I must be too annoying 4 u.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
they need to just BURY HIM!
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This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
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Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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