is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
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He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
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Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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