just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
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all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
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I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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