My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
He felt like a one man threesome
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
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There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
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we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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