Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
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I just found a bag of teeth...
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
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I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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