im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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