He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
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I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
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I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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