Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
That was an excessively violent trivia night
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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