I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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