How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
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