The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
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i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
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Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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