Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
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FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
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Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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