Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
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True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
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fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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