goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
it's great music for shaving your balls
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This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
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I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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