So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
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Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
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He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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