wakey wakey hands off snakey
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
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afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
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The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."