I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
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The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
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You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?