what ever happened to devon sawa?
i'm really worried about him.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Ketchup is God's man juice
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.