Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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