I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
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Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
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Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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