some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
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What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
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He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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