Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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