I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
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Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
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I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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