Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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